e-zekiel: the fact that they were able to actually give a fucking carpet understandable emotions just proves how amazing Disney is

e-zekiel:

the fact that they were able to actually give a fucking carpet understandable emotions just proves how amazing Disney is

(Source: allysefoxtrot)

pillory: im a bad friend

pillory:

im a bad friend

(Source: pillory)

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

pastelgothcastiel:

DONT EVER BE AFFECTIONATE TO M E I’LL BLUSH AND DI E

(Source: queerfawn)

snapchatting:

rainbownunchucks:

snapchatting:

friends

Wtf is nd

north dakota

sammyboyking:

ah yes its june i successfully wasted 5 months of the year again

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

iru-hime:

weird-happenings:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

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i made a thing

This is beautiful.

I cried

I want the thing

(Source: lupercos)

pinkmilkbutt:

30% horny 70% depressed

watermellyx3:

adultnapped:

do he got the booty?

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no 

OMFG 

easyriderr: beyonseh: i can’t decide which one’s me both

easyriderr:

beyonseh:

i can’t decide which one’s me

both

(Source: laserjungle)

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world